drunkencynic's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- conversation with a dickhead: sarah's bitchiness has a field day Me: ...drunkencynic... Whiny Loser Who Will Probably Be a Virgin Forever: yo Me: hey WLWWPBAVF: yo Me: well now that you've dragged me kicking and screaming into a real-time conversation... WLWWPBAVF: yeah now that you're here WLWWPBAVF: i have a question to ask u Me: fire away WLWWPBAVF: will u marry me? Me: am I allowed to ask what prompted this? WLWWPBAVF: um WLWWPBAVF: my love? Me: haha Me: your love for... Me: ? WLWWPBAVF: you? Me: Now I'm really confused. WLWWPBAVF: why WLWWPBAVF: "I happen to have an instant messenger but prefer not to use it for reasons that will regrettably have to remain a mystery to you. You are permitted to email me as well as write a really long note. WLWWPBAVF: then again, perhaps sometime you might get an instant message. if you're lucky." WLWWPBAVF: wow WLWWPBAVF: if i'm lucky WLWWPBAVF: wow WLWWPBAVF: haha Me: and you seem to be WLWWPBAVF: well let's put this into perspective WLWWPBAVF: i'm a genius WLWWPBAVF: you're not WLWWPBAVF: where is the luck? Me: hold that thought after a few minutes Me: Now then. Me: You're a genius and I'm not. WLWWPBAVF: yes Me: I beg to differ WLWWPBAVF: u dont have to beg WLWWPBAVF: it'll be there whether u beg or not Me: all right then, I won't. I differ. Me: in opinion that is WLWWPBAVF: i forgive u Me: In reading your diary I came across this statement of yours several times. WLWWPBAVF: which one Me: I can forgive your conceit (it very well may be well-founded, I don't know you well enough to tell) but I cannot forgive your assertion that I am not. Me: "I'm a genius." WLWWPBAVF: oh .. well i can forgive my assertion that your'e not a genius because i'm an excellent observationalist WLWWPBAVF: and if it's conceited to say the sky is blue, we might as well put diplomatic dumbfuck on our tombstones Me: I hardly think you have enough to observe. Do you really think that a silly diary can contain every truth about a person? WLWWPBAVF: that's because i do the thinking around here WLWWPBAVF: listen up tinybrain.. u don't know how to observe people WLWWPBAVF: u only look for what they say WLWWPBAVF: i look for what they don't say WLWWPBAVF: and how they say it WLWWPBAVF: that's why i'm the genius WLWWPBAVF: and you're not Me: tiny brain. Me: if you want to hold my attention you're going to have to refrain from the insults, especially unfounded ones. WLWWPBAVF: if u want to hold my attention, you're going to have to build a personality that doesn't consist of your present one Me: why the marriage proposal then? WLWWPBAVF: i didn't ask u to msg me w/your stupidity..if u can't cope w/my genius, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out WLWWPBAVF: because you are a crazy girl WLWWPBAVF: crazy girls are the best in bed Me: uh huh Me: do you intend to relate how you were going to get me in bed? WLWWPBAVF: well Me: oh, that's a good plan. WLWWPBAVF: that would depend on geography and how much of a prude you are? Me: haha Me: I really don't think you'll be given a chance to find out. Me: From whence comes your observation that I'm crazy? Me: and just exactly what kind of crazy do you mean. WLWWPBAVF: well WLWWPBAVF: you seem kind of WLWWPBAVF: deserving WLWWPBAVF: like u deserve me WLWWPBAVF: that would make u insane Me: haha WLWWPBAVF: because if we looked at it from a capitalistic viewpoint..i'm gold and you're cocoapuffs Me: you are intensely amusing WLWWPBAVF: the gold to cocoapuffs supply demand curve is slightly skewed WLWWPBAVF: yes i'm a genius AND a personality trainer Me: but not as much as one might think WLWWPBAVF: if i wasn't amusing my resume would be cut in half WLWWPBAVF: well that's why i do the thinking around here WLWWPBAVF: the more you think, the more my personality works Me: Now you're repeating yourself WLWWPBAVF: i have very little effect on the mindless WLWWPBAVF: see Me: uh huh WLWWPBAVF: do u have a cam? Me: if I did you wouldn't get to see it WLWWPBAVF: if u did, u wouldn't be talking anymore Me: you'd like to think WLWWPBAVF: it has nothing to do w/that Me: right WLWWPBAVF: you want me to show you how unimportant you are to me? WLWWPBAVF: watch Me: I never claimed importance Previous message was not received by WLWWPBAVF because of error: User WLWWPBAVF is not available. Guess the lack of webcam scared him off. Call me 'tinybrain' but I fail to understand how a 'genius' can let himself look so stupid. He seems to be in possession of a few brain cells, but they seem to filter out proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. And they fed him delusions of grandeur. Sorry kid, you need mental help. Oh, and it's spelled you, not u, moron. I feel vaguely let down. And bitchy. And icky. I guess I can handle anything except an insult to my intelligence. Oh, and my looks. :) Luckily that didn't come into play. He might have found himself tracked down and castrated. I was just trying to be flippant and conversational and pleasant here and he turns into a psychopath. I guess the internet is full of freaks. Notice to Future Freaks: Please pass me by. I don't want to know you. Pick on someone else, please. Thank you. 9:02 p.m. - 2003-07-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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