drunkencynic's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ihop debauchery Sometimes I feel like if I write about how crazy and interesting my life is at any point, the Fate Fairy will materialize, say, "Well, we shall have to remedy that!" and magically make it all disappear. Having said that, I may have neutralized the curse for this entry. Last night JR and I went over to IHOP's for dinner (or is that breakfast?) after rehearsal. We sat down in a two-person booth and prepared to order. Just then we were hit simultaneously in the side by two cast members excitedly jumping on top of us. And it somehow turned into a six-person meal, complete with raunchy jokes, innuendoes, and general silliness. Including (but not limited to) JR plopping a pancake on top of his head (the butter added a very attractive sheen to his hair), Harlan and Rachel drinking my sugar-free syrup straight from the packaging, and lots of grabbing and squeezing and sexual ambiguity. It's been a long time since I've laughed that much. It was great. And now for an episode of Classic dialogue: JR to Kevin: "I feel more straight around you than any guy I know." Kevin to the table: "I've popped a couple cheerleaders." Rachel: "I had a friend who liked to order Scottish Bangers just so he could say Scottish Banger to the waitress. And we always ended up with a tableful of sesame chicken just because it was number sixty-nine on the menu." Rachel: "[That road] is scary. My neighbor lost an arm down there." And I haven't even touched on all the hilarity. Roxie's no longer a virgin! Happy St. Patrick's Day. Get fucked up for me. 10:44 a.m. - 2004-03-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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