drunkencynic's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- crocodile dundee, kittens, malevolent horoscopes, and celery My horoscope yelled at me today. Exclamation points and all. I dreamed that someone gave me a beige kitten that was soft and quiet and loved me. I also dreamed that JR pretended to be Crocodile Dundee so he could sleep with me without arousing the suspicions of his wife, who eventually found out from their son (!). I could never go on the Atkins diet. I just realized that all I eat are carbohydrates, basically. Plus being a vegetarian kinda cuts down on your options. Celery, anyone? 9:47 a.m. - 2004-01-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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