drunkencynic's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we always knew masturbation was good for you Apparently there's this new study that was obviously conducted by a bunch of indignant male scientists that says that guys who masturbate five times a week are 60% less likely to develop prostate cancer. JR gleefully told me this. I then remarked, "Well, I guess that Sam is 500% less likely to develop prostate cancer," a statement which JR said was almost identical to Sam's euphoric announcement upon hearing it. Guys. 3:17 p.m. - 2003-07-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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