drunkencynic's Diaryland Diary

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hee hee

How to Impress an Actress:

Compliment her

Cuddle her

Kiss her

Caress her

Love her

Stroke her

Tease her

Comfort her

Protect her

Hug her

Hold her

Spend (lots of) money on her

Wine and dine her

Buy things for her

Call her and listen to her

Care for her

Stand by her

Support her

Go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to Impress the Stage Crew:

Show up naked

Bring beer

Omigod. This is fuckin' hilarious!

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