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quizzes....relevancy

My diary entries are getting increasingly more irrelevant. Or less relevant. Take your pick. Sorry about that.

Okay, I did it. I put all my quiz results on one page. No more skipping through things that don't interest you at all. There may be a few stray ones that I missed, though.

HASH(0x86f616c)
Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find
yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch,
are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-
crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as
horny as you are. Get it on as soon as
possible so that you can join the rest of us on
Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good
time doing so.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Kinky and fun, you know how to scream and you sure know how to have one hell of a party!! And one hell of a night . . .
Congratulations! You're a screaming orgasm!!

What Drink Are You?
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crotch crotch crotch crotch
'nuff said

Which body part of Johnny Depp are you?
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Crane
Ichabod Crane. (Sleepy Hollow) You are probably Gothic and fairly intelligent...
if not, then you are at least very modern.
Perhaps you have a slight fear of spiders? Anyway, the Crane in the movie was pretty much
scared a lot of the time. But in his situation,
who wouldn't have been? He was smart and did
what had to be done to solve this *heavy*
mystery.

Which character that Johnny Depp has acted are you?
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nemesis
Nemesis

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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YOU WILL SCREW EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. You have a thing for leather, bondage, blades, and wild hair. Also, you're attracted to the bizarre and unusual; you're the kind of girl who finds herself falling for the gentle monster with the heart of gold and the gorgeous bone structure.

The Johnny Depp Screw Test
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See which Greek Goddess you are.


You are a kick-ass Slytherin
You hate Harry Potter and you're
Snape's favorite student.. No problem
with potion I see...


Which Harry Potter Character Are You?
by Toffie @ CookieWhore.Net

what weezer song are you?


find out which no doubt

album you are here

I%20am%20Juliet%2C%20from%20Shakespeare's%20%22Romeo%20and%20Juliet.%22
* Which Tragic Shakespearean Heroine are You? *

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lip%20kiss
What Sign of Affection Are You?

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Buttercup

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti


Which Rocky character are you?


Congratulations, you're a Drac, a seductive fae.
What kind of female faerie are you?
Take the female faerie quizby Paradox.


Congratulations, you're New York City, the Big Apple.
What US city are you? Take the quiz by Girlwithagun.

And it wouldn't let me post it, but I got Carlotta on the Which Phantom Character are you? Wouldn't you know? :)


Tori Amos

"If

a boy doesn't ask me to the prom, I always have my left hand."

If only those who dream about Hollywood knew how difficult it all is.
Which glamour goddess are you?
By kjfishie

:)


what kind of chicken are you?



what sort of weirdo are you?


this quiz by belle

This isn't who I thought I'd get....


Which Rock Chick Are You?


what adjective are you?


quiz by maikamariel

Which Piercing are you?

~Find Your Inner Supermodel~

This is, unfortunately, right on the mark.


What kind of drunk are you?

~Find Your Beauty Aura~


-~Which SUNSET are you? (v.2)~-

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You are not a sunset. You can't remember the last time you saw the sun. The sun is evil. You relate with the moon on a deeply profound level. That, or you're just a text-book hermit. You're self concious- but you needn't be. You are actually strikingly attractive. You would never even want to be a sunset anyway, and you don't know why you took this test in the first place. Sunsets might be overrated, but at least you can feel good by the fact that you're constant. A sunset is so flippant and noncommital. You are an individual, and proud of it.

classy
What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?

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You are the classy pin-up! You are everything sophisticated and refined about the entire era. You exude class and dignity.

Lillian Gish
Take the which Silent Starlet are you quiz!



"bully for you, chilly for me, got to get a raincheck on pain"

quiz created by neondisease

Which David Bowie single are you?


Narcissistic- Very High.

Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Histrionic- High

People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

hmm.

What's Your Personality Disorder?


I am 62.5% British, just like
Sir Elton John
Roots in the UK, the rest of your hair is in the US.


hee hee


Which monkey are you?
Another pointless diversion from Bijouriel

You know your mind and don't take any bull. At your heart you are cynical, sarcastic and unique... and prone to pessimism. Don't shut out other people. Don't drown out what you don't want to hear with your own talk. Listen.



take the "what's my fault" quiz

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Grover%20on%20E
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?

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I am 24% Grunge

I will get out of your sight. I'm pathetic! With my clean clothes, and nice smell. I think I took the wrong test, thank god, huh?

Take the Grunge Test at fuali.com

Who is the spy? Is it me? Is it you? Here, drink this wine...

Find out what YOUR inner non-sequitur is!

quiz by A.V. Phibes



take the nyu type quiz.


and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.



take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.


and go to mewing.net. where we're all studs.



take the jeans quiz. gus made it!


and go to mewing.net. because laura and gus collectively own over 30 pairs of jeans.

Okay, this totally weirded me out. This is the girl Sam keeps saying I look like. :)

Fairuza%20Balk
What sexy girl are you

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Surprise surprise.


What Color Eyes Should You Have?

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i have issues. but i also recognise this fact and do what i can to resolve those issues. i may have spent a long time letting those issues control me, but now i'm ready to take the upper hand and wonder about the world around me. i'm getting to be well-balanced, but i'm not quite there yet.


Princess
!!! What should YOU be for Halloween? !!!

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So,

which ferret-type do you think that you are? Click

here


to find out!!

I don't even know who they ARE:

I am RUFIO.

Find out which band you are!

I'm%20going%20to%20Hell%20because%20I%20am%20a%20pervert!%20But%20shh!%20Don't%20tell%20anyone.
Why Will You Go To Hell?

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What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Top-hat.I am a Top-hat.

I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?

Okay, this was too predictable:

You're Cosette!

You've grown up sheltered and innocent, though that doesn't mean you're spineless. You love your daddy, you love your boyfriend, and you get to live happily ever after. Lucky you.

Which Les Miz Woman Are You?

You're... "Stars"

Stars in your multitudes,
Scarce to be counted, filling the darkness
With order and light--

You're an anthem to obsession and old-fashioned family values. Eek. Yet you're deeply poetic.

What's Your Les Miz Themesong?

You're Favourite!
Who you are: Fantine's girlhood pal.

This is your life: Your father was a math professor and your mother was a chambermaid. You were dating this guy back in '17, and then he dumped you, and all his friends dumped all your friends. Men. Go figure.

Random fact: You visited England once. What this has to do with your name is unclear.

...and what Obscure Minor Character In Les Miserables are you?


Take the

What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

I hoped I'd get this, but I didn't think I would!

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You Are Sam

From "Benny & Joon."

You are very talented at physical comedy.

People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through

and through, and it's hard not to love you.


Take The Johnny Depp

Quiz!

Feminine
Feminine



What's your sexual appeal?
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Chomsky
Anarcho-Syndicalist - You believe that governments
and corporations are both equally evil. You
think that all people should have maximum
personal freedom. You think everyone should
have control over their economic production,
because the economy should be structured
completely in terms of cooperatives and
communes. Your historical role model is Noam
Chomsky.



Which political sterotype are you?
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(Sorry, Elena, I got those from you)

Mmm...I'm Ariel!
Which Disney Princess are You?Find out!

Snow White
You are Snow White!



What Fucked Up Disney Princess Are you?
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The little mermaid !
You are Ariel !

You have the heart of a rebellious teenage girl. In
your struggle to assert your independence,
don't forget all your family does for you. You
might have materialistic tendencies. It
wouldn't hurt to take stock of your possessions
and give all the things you no longer use to
Goodwill. Everyone finds your youthful,
innocent good looks attractive, but remember
that you have a mind (or at least a voice),
too. You are totally in love with the sea and
would do well with a man who also loves the
outdoors.



Which Disney princess are you ?
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"Everyone finds your youthful, innocent good looks attractive, but remember that you have a mind (or at least a voice), too. " Huh.

The person with all the strings, you have to be in control to get your way.
You are...Iago. You're very smart, convincing, and
probably would make a good actor or politician.
You are quite adept to lying and manipulation,
and not very caring for others. You probably
don't look out for your reputation as much as
you look for your own pleasure. Your best
qualities are employed when you are in control
and that you could probably win most arguments,
but you probably find yourself in trouble
often.



Which character from William Shakespeare's Othello are you?
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Lady Macbeth



Which woman of Shakespeare are you?
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You are Carl Sandburg
You see the world in a different way than your peers and are able to find beauty in the most unusual places, perhaps because you are unsually beautiful yourself?

Take the Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!

Hamlet and Ophelia
You are HAMLET--you learn the truth about your
father's death from his ghost and seek to
destroy your uncle. Good luck--if you need
help, ask Yorick.



What Shakespeare Play Are You?
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I didn't get this answer, but the picture is so lovely...

Titania
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM

What Shakespeare Play Are You?
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I've always identified with her.

You're Jessica Rabbit!
Jessica Rabbit



Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
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Mwahhahhhhaaaa

succubus
You are a dark goddess!



Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Ocean2
You come from the Ocean. You've always been drawn
to the sea, the sound of the waves, the crystal
blue water, near the sea is where you belong.



Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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:)

Gee, who'd a thunk it?

I am the Siren

A man is often secretly oppressed by the role he has to play - by always having to be responsible, in control, and rational. The Siren is the ultimate male fantasy figure because she offers a total release form the limitations of his life. In her presence, which is always heightened and sexually charged, the male feels transported to a realm of pure pleasure. In a world where women are often too timid to project such an image, learn to take control of the male libido by embodying his fantasy.

Symbol: Water. The song of the Siren is liquid and enticing, and the Siren herself is fluid and ungraspable. Like the sea, the Siren lures you with the promise of infinite adventure and pleasure. Forgetting past and future, men follow her far out to sea, where they drown.


What Type of Seducer are You?
created by polite_society

Woohoo! I've always liked her.

Carmen
You are Carmen from Bizet's "Carmen"!

You're hot and you know it. You don't like to be
bored, so you go through men very quickly and
have been known to break a few hearts. Watch
out though--your hedonism could get you into
trouble!



Which DIVA are you?
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I 'must except that'? Thomas- this is you, by the way....

Your Ideal Guy Is
Peter Pan



Who's Your Ideal Disney Guy?
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Gin: You are classy & elegant. You speak eloquently & probably like Gucci. You were first distilled in 17th century  Holland when Franciscus De La Boe was trying to create a cheap med
Gin: You are classy & elegant. You speak eloquently
& probably like Gucci. You were first distilled
in 17th century Holland when Franciscus De La
Boe was trying to create a cheap medicine.
Snoop Dogg rapped about you & juice. Bet you
dont like that.

Best Gin: Bombay Sapphire, Beefeater london dry,
Gilbey's london dry, Citadelle Gin



What type of bartending alcohol are you?
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seductive flirt
Seductive Flirt



What Kind of FLIRT are you?
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take the taboo quiz.


and go to mewing.net. nothing is taboo there.

lost
HASH(0x8423334)



What quote describes you?
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GAh



take the nerd test.


and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.

Oh yeah, he's sexy. I mean the BULGE! :)

I'm Fucking Brad
Brad Majors



Which Rocky Horror Character are you Fucking?
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Hrrrm. I'm not sure how they got this, but yeah, I guess it's true.

Shakespeare Obsession
Shakespeare Obsession



What's Your Obsession?
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This isn't what I got last time but I felt it was more appropriate.



take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.


and go to mewing.net. where we're all studs.


Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:

"The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher�s wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)

Hmmm. Enchanting.


Hottie



What's Your Personality Type?
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You are French
You are a Parisian.



What's your Inner European?
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Which Evil Criminal are You?


Take the What

animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz



Come get your fortune read!

Created by ptocheia

hee hee?

Reflecting
You're Swans Reflecting Elephants.

There's a sense of poetic balence represented in
you that's hard to find elsewhere. You must be
a beautiful person inside!



Which Salvador Dali Painting Are You?
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histrionic



Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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narcissistic



Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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I'm not really militant. I could be cool if I tried, but I usually don't try. Maybe I'm just horny.

Maybe I am a prima donna. Maybe I am a total narcissistic asshole. Maybe I am a total bitch to everyone in my life. I'm trying to be nice now though. It's just that it's not me. I'm too honest. I want to be me, I want to say what I think, not what I think people want to hear. When I get that burning feeling in my chest, the one that screams at me, "Hey! They just said that to hurt you...get them back!" ...it's all I can do to hang on...

of course...

I'm Velma Kelly
Which CHICAGO Character are You? Find out!

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Drag!

Glamour Goth
Glamour Goth



What Kind of Goth Are You?
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HEe hee


Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting
ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even
small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is
your middle name.



What kind of porno would you star in?
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Uhhh...they don't. :) And hey- no one's cooler than the Fonz.

cooler than the fonz!
I'm just a cool person. People like me.



Why do people read your Livejournal?
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Psssh. Don't I wish. Black is right on though.

The Hipster Intellecticus: call himself what he will (beatnik, philosophy major, liberal arts student), he's still hip and he still digs on Kerouac.
You're the Hipster Intellecticus. Call yourself
what you will (beatnik, philosophy major,
liberal arts student), you're still hip and you
still dig Kerouac.



What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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I hate him.


I am Blane! Which Brat Packer Are You?

I kneeeewww it!

You are Teeny! You are a little vain but you are
still a great friend who's a bunch of fun!



Which Now and Then girl are you?
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This one is a little too close to the truth for me...

manstealing bitch



You Are A Manstealing Bitch!

You're the type of girl that all the other chicks hate.

Only because their men like you better then them.

You can steal any man you want - and invade the fantasies of those you don't!



What Kind of Bitch Are *You*?


More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva


You are a Spiritualist. Your magic flows from the
primal forces of the cosmos. You could be a
gentle Healer, a miraculous Prophet or a
spirit-summoning War-mage with the strong link
your soul provides to the realms beyond
reality. You have preternatural abilities,
intutively sensing the personality of people
you meet and discerning events yet to happen.
You enhance your aura with meditative pursuits.
You are a good judge of character but your
idealism or morality can confuse others.



Which Magical Order Are You In?
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I'm Carlotta!
You are Carlotta. Fame and fortune are your first
priority, and you tend to steal the spotlight
from less pushy folks. Try to be a little more
caring in future.



Which 'Phantom of the Opera' character are you?
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hahahaha

Andrew Lloyd Webber Erik
You're Andrew Lloyd Webber Erik



Which Erik (Phantom Of the Opera) Are You?
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6:38 p.m. - 2002-12-12

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